Introduction
Below is a short story created randomly from a predefined set of words. Every time you refresh the page, the story changes. I find some of the results hilarious. I hope you do too.
One day a lawyer decided to run off with a lorry driver. The lawyer would gently crush their tuba to irritate them. And if that didn't work, they would nervously pick my niece's watch.
You can view the code used to generate the page if you like.