Introduction

Below is a short story created randomly from a predefined set of words. Every time you refresh the page, the story changes. I find some of the results hilarious. I hope you do too.

One day a lorry driver decided to puzzle a mayor. The lorry driver would gently lick their ears to run off with them. And if that didn't work, they would gradually kiss a programmer's car.

You can view the code used to generate the page if you like.