Introduction
Below is a short story created randomly from a predefined set of words. Every time you refresh the page, the story changes. I find some of the results hilarious. I hope you do too.
One day my grandfather decided to intimidate a baker. He would eventually touch his shed to flirt with them. And if that didn't work, he would angrily rearrange a carpenter's boat.
You can view the code used to generate the page if you like.