Introduction

Below is a short story created randomly from a predefined set of words. Every time you refresh the page, the story changes. I find some of the results hilarious. I hope you do too.

One day a programmer decided to irritate my brother. The programmer would carefully point their lawnmower to run off with him. And if that didn't work, they would repeatedly drown a butcher's piano.

You can view the code used to generate the page if you like.