Introduction

Below is a short story created randomly from a predefined set of words. Every time you refresh the page, the story changes. I find some of the results hilarious. I hope you do too.

One day my grandfather decided to go skating with a baker. He would gradually tear up his pen to kill them. And if that didn't work, he would carefully grab a teacher's pair of socks.

You can view the code used to generate the page if you like.