Introduction

Below is a short story created randomly from a predefined set of words. Every time you refresh the page, the story changes. I find some of the results hilarious. I hope you do too.

One day a farmer decided to kill a lorry driver. The farmer would rapidly buy their hand to smile at them. And if that didn't work, they would eventually rearrange my father's baby.

You can view the code used to generate the page if you like.